Cats are funny balls of fluff and often make us laugh with their mischievous antics, so it’s really not surprising that they’re the source of so many great jokes. We’ve put together a list of our top 30 favourite cat jokes that we think are totally paw-some.
Our cats provide us with endless entertainment. Whether they’re running around the house like a lunatic at 3am, smacking our possessions off of counters or just being their fun-loving cheeky selves in general. Cats are hilarious by nature, so it should come as no surprise that there are loads of great cat jokes out there.
We’ve put our brains together and come up with the ultimate list of cat jokes which includes everything from witty cat puns to knock-knock jokes. Keep reading for our favourite cat jokes and puns that will have all your friends saying ‘you’ve cat to be kitten me!’
Our top 15 cat jokes
Top 15 Cat Jokes (No-Hairball Humour)
1. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse!
2. What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
An alley cat– strikingly funny!
3. What’s a cat’s favourite day of the week?
Cat‑urday—every day should be a Caturday!
4. What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
5. Why did the cat go to the comedy club?
It was seeking some hiss-terical entertainment.
6. What do you call a cat magician?
A purr-former!
7. Why was the cat so agitated?
It was in a bad mewd.
8. What do you call a cat that throws things?
A fur-midable opponent.
9. Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
10. What do cats wear to sleep?
Paw-jamas!
11. Why did the cat get kicked out of school?
It was a real copy-cat.
12. What’s a cat’s favourite colour?
Purr-ple.
13. Why did the cat bring a ladder?
It wanted to get to the meow-tain top.
14. Why was the cat sitting on the photocopier?
It was making paw-traits
15. How do cats end a fight?
They hiss and make up.
15 Claw-some Cat Puns
Now you’ve had your fill of cat jokes, check out our favourite cat puns listed below right meow!
You’ve cat to be kitten me right meow. – kidding me
I’m just feline fine today. – feeling fine
That was a total cat-astrophe. – catastrophe
Meowch, that hurt! – ouch
Quit paw-crastinating and get to work. – procrastinating
Let’s have a little paws for thought. – little pause
I’m not lion when I say you’re the best – wait, wrong feline. – not lying
With the right cattitude, anything is pawsible. – possible
Stay pawsitive, no meowtter what. – positive, matter
This is litter-ally the best thing ever. – literally
I’ve got a purr-sonality that’s hard to ignore. – personality
Feeling extra fur-tunate today. – fortunate
Let’s make this a paw-sitive day.
You're the cat’s meow.
Don’t be so clawing for attention.
That’s the list of our top 30 favourite cat puns and jokes! Feline like even more great cat content? Check out our articles on 14 fun facts about cats and then find out what cat breed you are in our quiz!
More of a dog person? Try our favourite dog jokes and puns instead.
